I know Memorial Day was a couple days ago, but I haven't had the opportunity to post about it until now. My weekend was fantastic! The best I have had in a while. Friday night, after work, my dad had shrimp ready to eat. Yum yum! We hung out and watched The Deaths of Ian Stone (one of the 8 films to die for), but we both ended up falling asleep. I didn't care for the movie much anyway. I sent it back to netflix without even finishing it.

Saturday, my dad had a cookout. I should say cook "in" because no one went outside. It was kind of chilly, so we stayed inside. Nothing like grilled hot dogs and hamburgers though. Then my dad decided to break out some tattoo and piercing video he had, and we watched that. I have to say, some of the piercings were disturbing. This one girl had her vagina so pierced up that you couldn't even see it. She said it makes her sex life fantastic. I was just like "Oh ok. How do you find the hole?" The tattoo stuff was badass though. I would love to get all tattooed up, but if I'm being honest, I'm a bit of a pansy. I'm scared of the pain. I don't even have one tattoo yet, even though I love them on other people.

Sunday, I got crabs! No, not that kind. I'm talking about the kind you eat. I ate them suckers too. They were so good. I hate when their poo gets on the meat though because it tastes like shit. I guess because it is shit, but you know what I mean.

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I always link Easter to Spring, but damn it, it still feels very much like Winter. I hate Winter, but I'm just being patient. The warm weather will be here soon. I spent my Easter with my dad's side of the family. I ate some very yummy ham and got more candy than I need. We had our annual easter egg hunt. The years have passed before my very eyes. I remember being a kid and hunting easter eggs. I loved it, but I would always get frustrated when I couldn't find the eggs. Seeing my little cousin all dressed up in her pretty dress with bunny ears made me smile. It was the cutest sight. It was also kind of sad because I used to be that little girl who was all dressed up.

I hope everyone had a nice Valentine's Day. If you didn't, I am sorry. Wesley and I had a great time together. Unfortunately, it only lasted two hours. I spent the rest of the day behind a computer screen at work, which was incredibly boring. I didn't take a picture of what I got Wesley, but I got him red silk boxer shorts with B♥W (our initials, and yes, the heart included) embroidered on them. He said he liked his gift, so I am really glad. He even tried them on for me, hehe. Now on to what he got me…

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