I saw this on thesuperficial.com and I just had to post it for the lulz. I could not stop laughing when I saw it. Possibly NSFW. Click here to see the picture in full-size.

You know the saying "Red Bull gives you wings." I am drinking a Red Bull right now. I'm going to go into outer space to become a new star, with my flashlight shining down. hmm… I might need an extra powerful bulb for that one. Off to the moon! *lands* I shall judo kick the man in the moon, and become the woman in the moon. Girl power! I now fly my butt over to Mars, meet the aliens, and cook up a devious plot to rid the world of everyone I ever hated. Wait! What's that? The aliens would rather eat me for supper? Yeeeeooooooaaahhh! *flys away* Maybe I should go back to my own planet. *lands back on Earth* I'm aliiiive! Oh shiznit! It appears I am in the middle of the ocean. I need to work on my landing. *Jaws theme starts playing.* Shaaaaark! Shaaaaaark! Wait. What am I doing? *slaps head* I can just fly away. *shark rips off half a wing* My wing! My bloody wing! I can't budge! Oh, shit!

So what was the point of that? Nothing. Red Bull makes me a little crazy sometimes.

I have known of Makeover Solutions for quite some time now, but I have never uploaded a picture of myself. I've been quite bored lately and with my hair appointment coming up in a few weeks, I decided to give it a shot. The results, in my opinion, are quite lulzy.

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