I'm bringing sexy back
Posted on: June 10, 2008 at 2:21 pm (3 weeks, 2 days ago)

1. If you're in love with your partner, does it make the sex better?
Of course. That's the main reason I enjoy sex. I don't think I would like it nearly as much if it were with someone I hardly cared about.

2. What is the most expensive sex toy you've ever purchased?
I've never purchased any. Wesley doesn't really like the idea because he thinks I would like it better than him.

3. If you knew ahead of time you would not have an orgasm, would you still have sex?
Yeah. I've never had an orgasm from sex, but that doesn't stop me from doing it. It still feels good.

4. What celebrity would you most like to have sex with if given the chance?
Julian McMahon.

5. Have you ever had sex while an audience watched?
Ew no. I like privacy.

Bonus: Describe the best sexual encounter you've ever had.
Wesley and I have lots of great sexual encounters, but I'm probably going to say when I lost my virginity to him. As much as it hurt, it was really special to me.

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I backed my car into a tree
Posted on: May 31, 2008 at 4:27 pm (1 month ago)

I feel like such an idiot. After work last night, I drove to my dad's house. I went to park where I usually do, but there was some stuff in the way. I should have just left my car sit in the middle of the driveway, but I decided to back it down to the end of the driveway and park in the grass. Bad idea. It was really dark and hard to see. I had the light from my tail lights, but I was still having trouble. I was almost to the spot I was planning to park when I feel a jolt. I immediately knew that I hit the tree (that is right beside of the driveway). I started shaking because I was afraid of the damage I had done. I've only had the car for 4 months and I still have 3 years left to pay on it.

My dad heard me crash and came out with a flashlight. One of my back tail lights was broken and dented in. Apart from the lens cover being broken, everything works. The brake light was out, but my dad fixed that today, as well as some dents. It doesn't look nearly as bad as it did. I'll still need to buy a new lens cover, however. I wish I had a picture to show you, but the plug to my camera is at my mom's house.

Aside from that, my dad's (ex?) girlfriend showed up today. They broke up about a month ago, and I haven't seen her since. I heard her talking this morning and thought I was dreaming. To my surprise, she was awake and in the living room. I'm not sure if they are back together or not. Maybe they are just friends. It's just weird and confusing because I like her, but the whole month that I had my dad to myself, I loved it. I heard part of her conversation to my Grandma. She said, "I've been eating a lot of chocolate lately. When you're used to having sex and then don't have it anymore, chocolate is the next best thing." That was slightly TMI, but kind of funny at the same time. I'm addicted to chocolate regardless.

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Memorial Day Weekend
Posted on: May 28, 2008 at 2:16 pm (1 month ago)

I know Memorial Day was a couple days ago, but I haven't had the opportunity to post about it until now. My weekend was fantastic! The best I have had in a while. Friday night, after work, my dad had shrimp ready to eat. Yum yum! We hung out and watched The Deaths of Ian Stone (one of the 8 films to die for), but we both ended up falling asleep. I didn't care for the movie much anyway. I sent it back to netflix without even finishing it.

Saturday, my dad had a cookout. I should say cook "in" because no one went outside. It was kind of chilly, so we stayed inside. Nothing like grilled hot dogs and hamburgers though. Then my dad decided to break out some tattoo and piercing video he had, and we watched that. I have to say, some of the piercings were disturbing. This one girl had her vagina so pierced up that you couldn't even see it. She said it makes her sex life fantastic. I was just like "Oh ok. How do you find the hole?" The tattoo stuff was badass though. I would love to get all tattooed up, but if I'm being honest, I'm a bit of a pansy. I'm scared of the pain. I don't even have one tattoo yet, even though I love them on other people.

Sunday, I got crabs! No, not that kind. I'm talking about the kind you eat. I ate them suckers too. They were so good. I hate when their poo gets on the meat though because it tastes like shit. I guess because it is shit, but you know what I mean.

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