Britney. 20 years old. Maryland. November 14th. In love with Wesley. The color pink. Horror movies. Addicted to music & Rockstar. 
You know the saying "Red Bull gives you wings." I am drinking a Red Bull right now. I'm going to go into outer space to become a new star, with my flashlight shining down. hmm… I might need an extra powerful bulb for that one. Off to the moon! *lands* I shall judo kick the man in the moon, and become the woman in the moon. Girl power! I now fly my butt over to Mars, meet the aliens, and cook up a devious plot to rid the world of everyone I ever hated. Wait! What's that? The aliens would rather eat me for supper? Yeeeeooooooaaahhh! *flys away* Maybe I should go back to my own planet. *lands back on Earth* I'm aliiiive! Oh shiznit! It appears I am in the middle of the ocean. I need to work on my landing. *Jaws theme starts playing.* Shaaaaark! Shaaaaaark! Wait. What am I doing? *slaps head* I can just fly away. *shark rips off half a wing* My wing! My bloody wing! I can't budge! Oh, shit!
So what was the point of that? Nothing. Red Bull makes me a little crazy sometimes.
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LOL. You're crazy.
(But Red Bull does that to me too.)
Oh Bitty. That was great. Loved it.
Ps. I hacked into your Wordpress recently, and fixed your comment form, because it was really annoying me. I hated how your spam word was on the bottom of your form, and I kept forgetting to fill it out, when I commented. lol.
Haha, what a great entry! You do definately sound a bit hyper lol 
I'll have to try some of that Red Bull stuff one day.
Hahahahahah I love red bull! Didn't really do me any good though when I drank it before boarding an airplane. First I was jumpy and stayed awake through a night for an entire flight of more than 10 hours, and right after that I was all over that tiny bathroom stall.
Fun times.
Hmmm…
Someone's got a rush?
Beware of the sharks then!!!
I've never had Red Bull….I think I'm missing out. =[
LOL. so what did it feel like, to be torn apart by the sharks. hehe :p
It's blog entries like this that make me hesitate on trying out Red Bull. 
i think there might be more in that redbull than just sugar, if you catch my drift.
I've never had Red Bull, and after this blog, I don't think I ever will.
Joking.
Gosh that was so random, haha ;D
You sure that was just red bull you were drinking? LOL.
I'm living in France and Red Bull is prohibited over here!! They say it may be dangerous but I don't know why!
Every time I click to your site and see this entry I laugh a little.
Um get a vibrator and use it WITH your boyfriend. I guess I understand how guys can be weird about stuff. You are constantly saying you would do things if it weren't for yours though… No offense, but it sounds like he's pretty controlling.
Well that's good he isn't controlling. I understand doing things to please your boyfriend. There are plenty of things I don't do because Donny wouldn't like it. And I don't consider it controlling me so much as a small sacrifice for love. It hasn't happened yet that I had to give up anything I really miss or anything.
Sex toys WITH your boyfriend is super fun and I think creates added intimacy/trust.
I love Red Bull. Sometimes, what's great to do when you just wake up, is make some coffee and get a Red Bull and drink them both during the same time…Or maybe that only works for me since I'm a major caffeine addict.
:D
"RedBull geeft je vleugels"
(Well yeah, I aaaaaaaaam Dutch)
I guess I am a little immune to red bull or substances like that.. it always makes me feel wierd and my heart race because of the excess caffiene and actually makes me tired.. sounds like your trip was fun though
*laughs* Britney that was a truly, deep, amazing story! Extra powerful bulb.. LOL! Perhaps you should drink Red Bull more often so we can see what other stories you can come up with while hyper & silly! :]
xx Take Care!
Your post made me laugh. Interesting story.
When I drink Red Bull, it seems as though there's no effect on me. I feel quite normal.